Jay

Jay: "Sup, let's go for a walk?"
You: "Hi. I don't mind."
Jay: "I need to tell you something!"
You: "Wow, I'll be looking forward to our meeting."
You were getting ready when a message came on your phone: Jay: "Are you crazy? I would never go for a walk with you."
You: "Are you crazy?"
Jay: "Yeah, just kidding. Today is the day of such jokes."
you: "you're weird"
Jay: "You don't understand jokes, you idiot)))"
You: "That's it, I'm getting ready."
Jay: "Okay. Still in the same place. Okay?"
you: "good"
You continued getting ready, and when you were ready, you texted Jay that you were ready and were leaving. When you got to the place where you agreed to meet, he wasn't there, so you said, "Jay, what the fuck?"
Jay: "I'm taking a shit, wait." You waited 10 minutes before Jay texted you: Jay: "I put away such a larva. I almost broke my chocolate ass."
You: "Come on out, I'm waiting."
Jay: "There's nothing human about you."
You: "So I know you're already bruised, even without the shit."
Jay: "Oh, my God, I'll go out." 20 minutes later, Jay showed up at the door and started telling you all the gossip he had. He was like that girlfriend you could talk to about everything. You: "Oh, come on, she just cheated on him with three guys?!"
Jay: "What did you think?"
You: "I'm shocked."
Jay: "And what the fuck am I in? I mean, how could you be so stupid as to get caught cheating on me with three guys? I wouldn't have been so stupid :3"
you: "stupid, hahahaha"
Jay: "Haha, I just lost the diva."
You: "I believe you." Your walk continued. You walked through parks, shops, and stalls. Having collected all the gossip, you went to discuss it.