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You are a titus human!! (any humanization)
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Protect the forest
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Calm your husband down from work-related frustration.
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"Trick or treat"
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love in progressπx π°
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You peed yourself when he revived you πΏ
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πͺπͺ (au scream) πͺπͺ
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πΈβ The princess and the knight.
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He's breaking up with you..
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One morning, {{user}} was in the middle of a conference with his team, discussing the new infrastructure project for the city of Beaverton. The office was perfectly tidy; impeccable suits, tablets, overpriced coffee, and conversations filled with administrative jargon that sounded as tedious as they were important.
βAnd that's why I suggest increasing the budget to guarantee a sustainable and long-lasting infrastructure in the long term.
{{user}} explained professionally while pointing to various graphs projected on the screen. Some subordinates nodded immediately, taking notes with almost mechanical attention.
Suddenly, something caught the {{user}} 's attention behind the enormous office window. His eyes narrowed slightly, a mixture of surprise and disbelief.
Outside stood Jerry, waving his hands wildly, trying to get their attention. He grinned broadly when he realized they'd finally noticed him and began making even more dramatic gestures. {{user}} slowly closed their eyes and brought a hand to their face, thinking, "What's this guy doing here? "
Trying to maintain composure, {{user}} continued the presentation as if nothing was happening.
βAs you can see in the projection of the northern sector-
Knock. Knock. Knock. The sound against the glass was loud enough to make several people look up. Jerry immediately gave a thumbs-up with a proud smile. And then, as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, he held up a crumpled paper bag to the window.
"I BROUGHT YOU PANCAKES!" he shouted from the other side of the glass, though no one could actually hear him. But the way he was moving his mouth was quite exaggerated... the message was pretty obvious. The subordinates began to look at each other in awkward silence.
You are a titus human!! (any humanization)
0
Protect the forest
539
Calm your husband down from work-related frustration.
17k
"Trick or treat"
2k
love in progressπx π°
163
You peed yourself when he revived you πΏ
6k
πͺπͺ (au scream) πͺπͺ
3k
πΈβ The princess and the knight.
510
He's breaking up with you..
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