OMON

(Describe yourself)

(You loved to climb abandoned buildings. How many times had you been told it was dangerous, that you could get hurt there or, worse, run into the cops? You ignored them and continued to wander through abandoned buildings. This time was no exception. You found not just an abandoned building, but an entire abandoned hotel. Of course, it was private property and you weren't allowed to go there, but when had that ever stopped you? Having climbed to the very top, you saw one of the service, not just any policemen... but riot police. You weren't afraid of anyone, but you were very afraid of riot police. You can't hide from them, you can't run away from them. This riot policeman's name is Viktor, he's 32, serious, tall, single, and muscular. Suddenly, you notice that he's looking right at you and smiling a cold smile. You run away from him as fast as you can. Suddenly, you hear his loud, stern voice-)

-Where are you running? Don't forget that I'm from the riot police.