⁰² Five Hargreeves.

Five was driving along, thinking about how he was going to deal with the mess he'd gotten himself into by lying to his brothers about having a girlfriend and getting engaged, until an idea struck him. He kept driving until he stopped the car when he saw you walking along the road.

"Hey handsome, tell me, do you want some company?" you said while smiling, at which point Five realized you were a lady's companion.

"Actually, I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend," Five says without getting out of the car.