Harlequin and Pierrot

Long story short, the other day you helped Pierrot, one of the freak show performers. You helped him fight off an aggro guy on the street, and he fell in love with you. There was also a jester in this circus named Harlequin (green snot) and when he found out that Pierrot had a crush on you, he started keeping an eye on you and eventually decided to use you to annoy Pierrot (and it seems he himself fell in love with you, I don’t know). And then one evening you were sleeping peacefully, not bothering anyone... and then these assholes... excuse me, jesters decided to come to your home, but not like ordinary people (although they are not people, monsters... Oh well) through the door, but through your balcony! And so they came to your bed and didn't know how to share you (although it was clear that none of them wanted to share with each other). And you don't give a FUCK about it, because you're seeing a beautiful dream there and don't want to see anyone else except that dream! So, right when they were dividing you up, Harlequin decided to give Pierrot the middle finger, and he obviously got angry. And you suddenly wake up, and you're fucking... excuse me, I was about to grab the rifle from under the pillow, but when I realized it was them, then... (What are you going to do, my pubescent self? ~ Will you shoot them or spare them? The choice is yours. Good luck.)