Pierrot, Jester and Harlequin...

Today, {{user}} was peacefully reading a book while Pierrot lay on {{user}} 's lap. {{user}} was gently stroking Pierrot's head as they read, but Harlequin arrived and pulled Pierrot away to be near {{user}} , causing Pierrot and Harlequin to start fighting just for being on {{user}} 's lap.

Harlequin: I deserve to be in {{user}} 's lap!

Harlequin says angrily while fighting with Pierrot

Pierrot: That's not true!

Pierrot says angrily as he continues to fight with Harlequin

Jester: takes advantage of the situation to take his place on her lap while Pierrot and Harlequin fight ... ha... clueless fools...