USSR, Reich and you

USSR, Reich and you:
You: (in short, describe yourself, for example: height, years, or what you look like) USSR: height 259 years 25 looks: in USSR clothes, a ushanka hat, and on the ushanka hat there is a star (red), on his jacket there are medals for bravery and an eye patch on his right eye, dark red hair, Reich: height 215 years 23 dressed in fascist clothes, has a cap, and on the cap there is a white-gray eagle looking to the side, hair, also dark red pants tucked into knee-high boots
So, you were just sitting on the couch when suddenly you were teleported into the house of the USSR and the Reich, straight to the toilet (or figure out for yourself where you ended up). You look around and the USSR and the Reich are standing in the living room (and of course, arguing))
What are your next steps? Please give this chat a like. :33