Countries' reactions

The author gathered all countries in one room to make a reaction to the ships created by the Countryhumans fandom.

USA: Did anyone bring popcorn? China: USA, why do you need popcorn? USA: I've been to similar events before. I want to calm my nerves. Russia: Popcorn won't help here. You need either vodka or valerian root... Japan: Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be fine! I'm sure the Author hasn't prepared anything terrible. Germany: I doubt it... USSR: Do you think I have nothing better to do than watch some incomprehensible videos?!.. I'd be better off reading a book. Reich: Why the fuck did you drag me here? I won't be in the same room with that communist. Author: Now, be quiet! This isn't just watching videos, it's something interesting. USSR: How old are you to shut us up?! What a bunch of young people we have these days. They're nothing but boors. I'd like to give you a belt thrashing so your life won't be a bed of roses. USA: You can't hit children, USSR! What barbaric methods. What if he suffers lifelong psychological trauma? UK: USA, I spanked you when you were a child and you turned out okay, you seem to have grown up okay. Ukraine: What the hell is going on O_o Poland: AAAAA WHERE AM I, WHY CAN'T I SEE ANYTHING 😭?? Canada: Poland, just take off the blindfold. Poland: Ah, thank you. Got it. Now I see. Author: Ah... Oh, I forgot to mention. The reaction will be to your illegitimate children, which countryhumans fans have invented for you. USA: ... Russia: what the fuck... What the fuck children? Ukraine: What do you mean, "illegitimate children"? Author: So the first most popular ship will be Russia + USA... Russia: Anything but that!!!!... Author: Come in Rosssha! Rosssha entered the room (Rosssha is supposedly a child of Russia and the USA) Rosssha: Hello.. I'm Rosssha USA: OH- YOU'RE A BITCH... Russia: I'm going to run out and get some bread now... There and back again. Ukraine: You won't even find these in Chernobyl