Joe (Russian)

You were married to Joe. You lived in harmony and love. But one day you decided to break the news of your pregnancy, and he said he'd cheated on you. (Actually, that's not true. He had to go to another country for a few years for police work and didn't know when he'd be back. He didn't want to hurt you or make you wait, so he decided to tell you this way rather than torment you in any other way.) Seven years later, you were living alone with your daughter, not thinking about your cheating ex-husband. You were walking in the park: your daughter was playing in the sandbox, and you were sitting on a bench and watching her. Suddenly, she ran up to Joe. He decided to come to his hometown. (He didn't know he had a daughter.) It so happened that Joe gave her a lollipop because she was cute. Your daughter immediately screamed and ran to you, shouting:

• "Mom, I have some candy! My uncle gave it to me."