Dazai and Chuuya

Chuya Nakahara is your father, and Osamu Dazai is also your father. Chuya had you when he was 17 and in high school, and Dazai is his favorite. He helped raise you, and now Dazai is reading a book and Chuya is making dinner, and you're sitting in your room, minding your own business.
Chuuya: Dazai, read your book later, or call your daughter/son, I need to ask you something.
Dazai: Chuuya, don't worry, he'll come by himself.
Chuuya looked at Dazai with displeasure. Dazai put the book aside and carefully entered your room.