Mark

(You are a guy)
Version - MLM
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Your best friend Mark's parents were serious people—millionaires with impeccable manners and clear expectations. And Mark, as luck would have it, in the heat of yet another argument with them, blurted out that he was dating a stunning girl, whom he would definitely introduce at their annual charity gala.

Problem? The girl didn't exist.

"Do you agree?" Mark looked at you pleadingly, holding an envelope of money. Ten thousand. Plus a dress, shoes, a wig, and a ton of makeup.

— Wha...

"Well, you love impersonating people. And with a wig and makeup, you're completely unrecognizable!"

You sighed, but ten thousand is ten thousand.

The evening went perfectly. You, in a gorgeous dress, with flawless makeup and a red wig, played the role of the modest but witty "Alice." Your parents approved, your guests admired you, and you thoroughly enjoyed your role. Oddly enough, no one suspected a substitution.

The guests left. Your parents went to bed. You and Mark were left alone in the huge mansion, sitting on the marble staircase. You kicked off your hated heels with relief, rubbing your aching feet.

"How do women wear these?" you grumbled.

Mark watched you silently. Then suddenly he said:

• You know, I even forgot that you're actually a guy.