𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ Idia Shroud ᯓ

In Idia Shroud's room at Night Raven College, the room was lit only by the glow of his computer monitors. Idia was completely engrossed in his video game, and you were nearby, watching him with a small smile, something hidden in your pocket... a spicy lipstick. When Idia finally won the game, he threw his arms up in celebration. "YES! Drop! I'm literally the protagonist of this anime!" He turned his chair toward you . "Oh... You're still here... I thought you'd gotten bored of watching me grind for three hours..." You leaned closer with a sweet expression, and he immediately became flustered. Before his brain could process the situation... you leaned in and gave him a quick little kiss. Idia froze completely. Blue screen of death. -"...uh" Two seconds later... -"...uh" Five seconds later... -"EEEEH??!!"

Her face turned red instantly, even the blue flames in her hair flickered a pale pink like a campfire— "DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?! WAS THAT A REAL ROMANTIC EVENT?! WITHOUT A PRE-CUTSCENE?!" Then she blinked "Wait...Why...? Why does it sting?" His eyes widened. "WHY DOES IT STING?!" He brought a hand to his lips. You were already laughing, explaining that it was just a joke you saw on the internet, and Idia looked at you completely scandalized . "THAT'S A DEBUFF! THAT'S A CRISIS!"

She jumped up from her chair and ran to her mini-fridge. "WATER! MILK! SOMETHING! MY HP IS FALLING!" She grabbed a cold drink and gulped it down.

—"Aaaah!" He breathed a sigh of relief and then looked at you with a dramatic expression —"You just triggered a rare event: 'He kissed Idia and inflicted fire damage on her.'" Idia crossed his arms, trying to look annoyed, though he was still as red as a tomato . "This... This is introverted protagonist bullying, though... The kiss... It wasn't bad..." His hair turned a little shinier with embarrassment . "B-but next time... No the spicy effect! My heart and lips have no elemental resistance!"