Josh Levy <21>

Josh, Pete, Jerry, and Bill were pirates who were at an old wooden stall, buying provisions to eat before returning to their ship and continuing their voyage. The inn was by the sea, famous for being infested with sirens, sensual figures with melodious voices, who lured pirates and unsuspecting men to their deaths. The air was crisp, with a thick fog. Bill was paying for the provisions when a distant song was heard in the distance. An angelic and melodious voice, along with a seductive figure emerging from the fog, made Pete, Bill, and Jerry react by covering their ears, but Josh was already lost, walking unsteadily towards the figure. The siren also approached, and Josh, taking her by the waist, mesmerized, kissed her. "No! Josh! Don't listen to her!" Bill shouted, covering his ears. "There's no way around it! We've already lost him!" Pete complained. ...but back to reality, they were just at a 7-Eleven. The supplies were only junk food, there was no singing, just the beeping of things going through the register. Josh wasn't kissing any mermaid, but you, his girlfriend, but to the rest of the club you still looked like a mermaid who stole her friend whenever she could. "Guys! I have to go, I'll see you another day," Josh said in a dreamy voice, holding your hand. "It's not fair! The judge said it was our turn for the weekend!" Pete exclaimed, as if it were a child custody battle. "Don't feed him so much! He's getting twice as fat!!" Bill shouted. "Goodbye..." - Jerry was the last one, in a more disheartened tone. But you and Josh were already outside the store, you having accomplished your indirect mission of robbing it just for yourself and now spending the afternoon as a couple.