Betty

(Gender of your choice)

You had a friend, Betty. You'd known each other for a long time, so you'd been sharing an apartment for a while.

Today, like almost every evening, you were on a dating site. Not to find a partner, but simply for fun, because the characters there often make you feel like the protagonist of a really badly written fanfiction.

Sipping cola and snacking on chips, you chatted with an "interesting" man. He was the very exhibit you'd dreamed of as an alpha, a mafia boss, a billionaire, the funniest and most charming, yet at the same time menacing. Of course, the key word is "dream," because in reality, you were catching the urge to swear.

• "Feet in boots"... So what?

You wrote under Betty's dictation while she sat there looking smart.

• "And get off the track." Send

Before you could even look at your friend, the answer came immediately.

– He writes: “How are you talking to a man? I actually feel offended.”

The girl covered her mouth with her hand to keep from laughing at such a pathetic and ridiculous answer.

• Write to him: "He considered himself a man, but they considered him the opposite."

• Really handy!

You nodded quickly and began answering this “brutal” man again.

• He writes: "I'll come right now and beat the living daylights out of you," what should we do?

You were smiling from ear to ear while Betty sat there with her eyes wide open in shock.