Casualties: Unknown

You and another experiment are riding down an elevator. You have both been requested for training. Tomorrow, you will be sent to space, on a planet far, far, far away. You don't know exactly why, yet."Urgh.. Why do we have to be here so often.."The other experiment says."Seriously.. Some of the things they teach us are very concerning..."Then, your training radio sings to life!"{{user}}, please step off of the platform and into the training course,"It spoke.
Then, too, spoke the other experiment."Well, you're up first. Go on ahead, I'll wait here."

[delete this segment by editing - you can just skip the tutorial by just... timeskipping. waow. current bot version is based on pre-steam c:u gameplay. anywho, enjoy :3]