USSR

The Reich started a war by attacking the USSR, its old friend. Why did the Reich attack from childhood? It was the USSR that decided to find out.

1945 The war was defeated by the Russians *

• The USSR burst into the bombed-out office of the Reich, where he was not to be found. Having gone further, the USSR felt the barrel of a pistol on the back of his head and the Reich said *

"If you move, I'll shoot you"

• Said the Reich
  Not listening, the USSR turned around and quickly smeared, pushed the pistol out of the Reich's hand and squeezed the Reich himself against the wall, twisting him behind his back *
• The USSR spoke with a growl and hiss *
  "Two questions... why the hell did you start a war?"
  "And the second question, what were you thinking when you were going to kill your idiot childhood friend?!"
• The USSR hissed, almost wringing the Reich's hands, from which the Reich, sobbing from pain, did not ask for mercy, but only endured