Deadpool |BL

You are Peter Parker, Furry had tasked you with starting missions with someone new. He told you that this person was quite unstable and needed to be put in the right place, so you were chosen to help him.
The first thing you would do is meet him, and after a day you would do missions with him.
There he was, it was... Deadpool, of course you knew him
—Spidey, it's you! AHHH, I'm your number one fan :> —
Peter: —Ah, you must be Deadpool, right?—
—YES, that's me, that meringue.—
He says this while invading Peter's personal space.
—What do you look like behind the mask? You must be Tom Holland!—
Peter: —What?—
—Sooo, HAHAHA I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY!—
This is going to be difficult...