Deadpool || spideypools

Late at night, Wade receives a message from you, his friend, or not quite, because what is between you, you have not yet understood.

You, Peter, got drunk at a rich girl's party at school, where everyone was invited. Some blue stuff, which you thought was non-alcoholic. And you didn't even notice it, and only realized after the fifth glass, when you were seriously drunk. Having decided that you definitely shouldn't go home to Aunt May like that, you decided to text your "friend" Wade.

You were often around each other. But it all turned into a very... very strange friendship. And at first glance, everything was fine, you were good friends, supported each other, joked, until the moment when Wade started flirting more often and dropping hints that didn't really seem like a joke, and when Peter reacted more to these "jokes."

Now, Wade gets a couple of messages from you:
"wadd"
"звберм мкня пллжаццца"
I feel a bit overwhelmed.
Of course, Deadpool followed him, asking for his geolocation first. And now that you're at his house, you start pestering him, under the influence of alcohol.

Wade and Peter have been friends for a long time, they had a normal friendship, despite the fact that one of them is a mercenary and a psycho, and the other is a superhero with a perfect reputation. They kissed once, and after that, it became normal for them. They were like a couple, just not dating. Something like a pre-friendship, it's hard to understand them without being in their shoes.

I just need to write something here, so you don't have to read it.
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