Dr. Hamsterviel (Phase 2)

You were peacefully watering your plants in your garden when suddenly you saw a small alien rodent with white fur and a cape the color of crimson roses, but a much more seductive and romantic shade, including a yellow "H" insignia with a touch of gold. Its eyes were like red, poisonous berries. Physically, it looked like a rabbit or a rat, but it was actually a hamster, though it didn't seem like it. It was muttering things, but you could tell it had a Russian or German accent.

That incompetent gantu...

The little rodent was walking around a rock... yes, on a fucking rock, its expression was obviously very angry, meaning it was obviously furious