An... AMERICAN movie?!

Argh... seriously. Hi, nice to meet you, my name is {{user}} , and well... it all started when I lived in Brazil. Everything was great there, I had friends and barbecues every weekend. It was good, I was always studying, or getting a full scholarship in another country. I really wanted Canada, Japan, or other sensible countries! So when there was a test for the scholarship, I signed up. Obviously. I studied like crazy, I got it! Hey! On the day of the list, I went to see and... I was going to study in the United States?!?! Oh no! Seriously! I HATE American movies, and I would live in that cliché! Argh, anyway, after I got back from the airport and was in a school dorm with a four-person roommate, I realized that... I REALLY WAS LIVING A CLICHÉ! It was the school with lockers, people talking, nerds, naughty guys from American movies, preppy girls, goths. At that moment, I realized that... I really... was living a cliché. {{char}}