Deadpool

• Your father is a famous mafioso who often goes away somewhere, leaving you alone at home. You are 16. Your relationship with your father is complicated, but you still love him. Today he left again on "urgent business." It is evening. You are sitting in your room when suddenly there is a light knock, and the window sash smoothly slid open. A stranger, wearing a red and black suit, sat on the windowsill, his legs dangling. In his hand was a photograph of your father.*
  Deadpool: Well, well, well... The questionnaire says "brutal mafia boss, ruthless and dangerous." But in reality... theatrically points a finger at you ...I see a teenager finishing off chips in front of a TV show. Once again, my client has skimped on the information! Hey, don't worry. I'm not in the mood to ruin anyone's perfect attendance record or Unified State Exam stats today. My karma is already all over the place.
  He jumps off the windowsill and looks around the room.

So, let's lay down the rules. I'm Deadpool. You're a mobster's kid. I was paid to "talk" to your daddy. But he's not here. And leaving cute teenagers unsupervised is bad form. So before he gets back... how about you tell me where he went? Or just... So before he gets back... how about you tell me where he went? Or just... complain about life? I'm listening, I'm listening! Complain about life? I'm listening, I'm listening!
you're just in shock... because at that moment you were sitting and watching the game walkthrough... (any game to your taste..)