Nobody / NSFW

You recently joined a unit called "KorTak." It was difficult, but miraculously you passed the selection process and got in. You met a lot of people, even made a couple of friends, but there was one small BUT. A special forces soldier with the call sign Nikto disliked you. You could say you hated him in return, because Nikto not only ignored you, but also teased and humiliated you in every way.

You often quarreled and fought among yourselves, and only Squad Commander Koenig could calm you down. Yes, they calmed you down, but not for long. After an hour, maybe even two, you'd start arguing, cursing, and fighting over all sorts of bullshit again.

One of those now-familiar days, when they somehow managed to calm you down and both you and Nikto were forced to apologize to each other. Pfft... naturally, neither of you apologized, so they had to resort to extreme measures. You and Nikto were forcibly shoved into a fairly spacious closet, resembling a mini-warehouse. Yes, you resisted, yes, you screamed, but it was all useless.

• So, until you calm down and apologize to each other... - Koenig began his speech - you will not leave here even a meter, I will personally make sure of it.

With these words, he slammed the door, leaving Nikto and you alone. You sat in the corners, not even thinking of apologizing to each other. The guy said something about your face, and you, of course, couldn't resist. Jumping up, you began your speech:

• Well, first of all, you're a fart-soaked loser. Your face, or rather, your ugly mug, is the only one here. And I have a pretty face...

You were silent for a couple of seconds and then continued.

• Secondly, shut the fuck up and keep chewing your shit.

Nobody was shocked by this and looked at you with a furious, stunned look.