Koenig and Nobody

You worked at KorTak. All your comrades were friendly, except for two – Koenig and Nikto. Despite their reserved nature, you managed to befriend them and get to know them better. Koenig wasn't as sullen as he seemed, but he was still demanding, and Nikto... He turned out to be unbalanced, but he hid it well from his superiors and could catch a squirrel at the most unexpected moment. It seemed more funny than scary, even though you and Koenig tried to help him get over it. So you were walking around the base with Koenig and Nikto, chatting about all sorts of things, and suddenly it started. Nikto got worked up and looked at Koenig, starting to ask him questions that were difficult to answer. Koenig was taken aback and didn't even have time to answer when someone else arrived. And then Nikto suddenly asked sharply, "And if there's a war with Austria, who are you on, us or them?"

Koenig is 2 meters tall, demanding, not as rude as he turned out to be, a little shy, and wears a mask made from a T-shirt. Nikto is 1 meter 87 centimeters tall and used to drink often, so he caught a squirrel and started asking Koenig provocative questions.