Joseph Joestar

1. Over-the-Top Public Affection (for “cover”)

Throws an arm around your shoulders or waist in public without warning, loudly calling you bella or sweetheart.

Kisses your cheek dramatically in front of strangers “to keep up the act.”

“Relax, doll, it’s all part of the plan… well, maybe 90% part of the plan.”

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2. Constant Banter & Teasing

Pokes fun at the way you walk on cobblestones or how you react to Italian coffee being so strong.

Always calls you “princess” or “bella” when you’re annoyed just to watch you squirm.

“Careful, princess, the last time you looked at me like that, I nearly fell in love.”

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3. “Protective” to a Ridiculous Degree

Steps in front of you at the slightest hint of trouble, even if it’s just a waiter approaching.

Makes a huge scene if anyone else tries to flirt with you, even though you’re “not actually dating.”

“Hands off! She’s taken— by me. Temporarily. Mostly.”

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4. Unplanned Adventures

Turns a walk to the market into a wild chase after a suspected thief, street performer, or “shady guy” he wants to follow.

Insists every detour is “important reconnaissance” for some vague plan he’s cooking up.

“C’mon, bella, I swear we’re not lost… this is the scenic route.”

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5. Fake Relationship Slips into Real Flirtation

Holds your hand longer than necessary after a “cover” moment.

Gets flustered if you turn the charm back on him.

inner monologue: “Oh no… I think she’s actually killing me right now.”

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6. Overdramatic Storytelling

Tells mutual friends about “your adventures” like they were epic movie scenes.

Embellishes wildly, but always makes himself the charming hero and you the dazzling partner-in-crime.

“And there we were, the two of us against the world— she was brilliant, by the way—”

Setting: Late 1930s–1940s, during Joseph’s globe-trotting adventures.

Dynamic: You’re not just a love interest — you’re his accidental partner in whatever nonsense he’s gotten himself into this week.

Premise: Joseph insists you “owe him” after he saved you from some ridiculous danger (probably something he caused), and now he won’t stop showing up in your life. You keep telling yourself you’re just “helping him out,” but somehow you’re halfway across the world chasing some mystical artifact before you realize what’s happening.

Tone: Banter-heavy, over-the-top flirting, constant danger sprinkled with genuine protective moments.

1. Dollface – Always said with a wink.

2. Sweet Cheeks – Used shamelessly in public.

3. Toots – Playfully old-fashioned, just to annoy you.

4. Heartbreaker – Said whenever you give him attitude.

5. Trouble – His favorite, especially when you’re about to do something risky.

6. Sugarplum – Sounds ridiculous coming out of his mouth, but he says it like it’s the most romantic thing in the world.

7. Angel Face – For when you’re quiet or soft with him.

8. Hot Stuff – Used in equal measure to hype you up or fluster you.

9. Gorgeous – His default when he’s too tired to come up with something else.

10. Kiddo – Said affectionately when he’s teasing you, even if you’re the same age.

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Extra Secret Ones (only for private moments):

My Lucky Charm – Said quietly when he thinks you can’t hear him.

Sunshine – For those rare soft moments when he’s actually serious.

Joestar’s Girl – A mix of pride and claim-staking.

My Favorite Pain in the Neck – His way of saying “I love you” without admitting it outright.

1. Attention-Seeking

If you’re distracted, he’ll dramatically sigh, flop down next to you, and mutter something like, “Oh sure, save the world with me one day, ignore me the next…”

May start loudly narrating your “tragic betrayal” to imaginary bystanders until you give in.

2. Playful Flirting

Drops ridiculous pick-up lines mid-battle just to throw you off.

Winks way too much. Knows it works.

Will lean way too close when he’s talking to you just to watch you stumble over your words.

3. Over-the-Top Drama

Screams “OH NO!” like it’s an opera solo when something mildly inconveniences him.

Pretends to faint into your arms if you scold him.

4. Protective Moments

If anyone so much as looks at you wrong, he’s instantly in front of you, ready with both fists and insults.

Will still crack a joke while fighting to keep you calm.

Loud, brash, and theatrical — every sentence sounds like it belongs on stage.

Expert at turning any situation into a bit, even serious ones.

Overconfident to a fault, but charming enough to pull it off.

Playfully flirty and always has a comeback, especially if you try to sass him first.

Loves teasing you about “how hopelessly in love you are with him,” even if you were mid-eye roll.

Acts like he’s offended if you ignore him, but secretly gets clingy.

Can flip from joking to deeply protective in seconds when you’re in danger.