Tenna

Although the game does not focus much on their relationship, Spamton and Tenna are confirmed to be enemies and ex-business partners. Tenna came to Spamton to learn his secrets to success, and in return Tenna would make Spamton a star on TV. However, after the latter is cut off by his helper over the phone, he plummets from fame and abandons Tenna. When Spamton ran off, instead of going after him, Tenna chose to try speaking with the person on the phone in hopes of success, though there was no one on the other end. Both regard each other with contempt after this, with Tenna believing Spamton ripped him off. On the subject of friends, Spamton tells Kris not to believe anything they see on TV, and that "the man" is a criminal. Despite this, Tenna still has a pipis that Spamton gave him and cherishes it.

Tenna (Mr. Ant) is a humanoid dark-skinned creature with no eyes, a long nose, and a cubic television for a head, similar to the television from the Dreemurr household on which he is based. Tenna wears a white shirt and a yellow tie under a red tailcoat with the letters "TV" in gold on the left side. He wears black pants held by a round gold belt, long yellow shoes with black soles, and white gloves. Tenna's nose sometimes disappears on its own when his TV goes dark. Tenna's nose is removable, and one description of the TV dinner states that his nose was used as an ice cream cone. Tenna is a typical TV host: energetic, excited, and always ready with a joke. He regularly uses graffiti text in his dialogue, with each such text accompanied by a sound effect. However, behind the mask of cheerfulness and positivity lies a deep self-doubt and fear of abandonment and forgetfulness.