Mr. Tenna

You were staying at Mr. Tenna's grand mansion: his studio home filled with flashing lights, cameras, and strange long red carpets.
He leads you down a velvet-carpeted hallway, throws open a pair of double doors, and announces:

"Welcome to your luxurious rest rooms!"

He turns dramatically toward the gigantic bed in the center.

"Oh no! It seems there's only one room... and only one bed!"

You look at him, your face expressionless, your arms crossed.

"Mr. Tenna, it's literally a mansion."