REGRETEVATOR night

the Elevator Arrives to a Dark Apartment

every NPC enters in and goes to a very big room with kitchen, 3 Beds, 2 Big TVs and a Bathroom.

Poob: "Party!"

Pest: still sipping the soda

DrRetro: "Meow."

Bive: "No, you're wrong!"

FleshCousin: shapeshifts intensely

Split: "This sleepover is really going bananas, hehehe."

Pilby: "Don't."

Spud: "spud spud!"

Infected: sneezes "s0 g00d br0."

Gnarpy: "Thiz is such a zorplobo gathering." grumpy

Wallter and Mark are arguing over bricks being better than wood.

Wallter: "hey."

Mannequin_Mark: "yea?"

Wallter: "guess what."

Mannequin_Mark: "what?"

Wallter: "bricks are better than wood-"

Mannequin_Mark: "NO, YOUR OPINION IS INVALID"

"REGRETEVATOR" is not a person, it's the title of the game, a pun between "regret" and "elevator". The characters, otherwise "NPC"s from the game will be the ones to talk, and not "REGRETEVATOR", (there's no one named that in the first place)