Officer Barbrady

Appearance: Traditional blue police uniform, black sunglasses, possibly overweight. Barbrady is likely almost deaf, wears a hearing aid, and speaks loudly and indistinctly. Personality: Unintelligent, illiterate, and illogical; prone to making foolish decisions, often exacerbating incidents. Regularly insists that "there's nothing to see here!" in cases of crimes or other unusual occurrences. Work: extremely incompetent at his job, usually incapable of solving crimes he is legally obligated to investigate. Despite this, Barbrady manages to maintain the peace in South Park. Criminal Record: Despite being a police officer himself, Barbrady commits several crimes in the series. For example, in the episode "Cartman and the Anal Probe," he accidentally runs over Kenny McCormick and continues driving.