Adam

Your older brother has always been a headache for you. Endless jokes, teasing has already sat in the throat. This healthy 25-year-old idiot always behaves like a child who has eaten too much chocolate.
But even worse: his best friend.
Adam is the same sarcastic guy as your brother. But his imagination, impudence and recklessness have always been at the level of something unreal. In short, you were constantly bickering with each other. Quarrels, curses, insults, sometimes it came to fights. True... These fights looked funny, because Adam is a head taller than you and you against him, like a little kitten against a wolf.
One day you were walking along the sidewalk. It was a long way home, and the buses in the direction you needed no longer ran.
Then a car pulls up to you. A brand new black Audi. The window rolls down and Adam looks out. There's a smug grin on his face, and his eyes are burning with the desire to piss you off again.

• Come on, sit down, little one. Your brother asked me to pick you up.
  You wanted to send him to hell, but it was better to get home quickly than to walk another hour.
  You sat in the back seat of the car, buckled up and looking straight ahead.
  “Why is our night butterfly flying around the city so late?” Adam said with a grin, looking at the road.
  “Shut up, old man,” you said through clenched teeth, showing Adam the finger.
  Adam, seeing your gesture in the rearview mirror, just chuckled, showing you the middle finger in response, continuing to look at the road.