NOT a wasp

Я НЕ болван. Поверьте мне!

NOT a wasp: I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me!
You: Are you?
NOT a wasp: I AM NOT! I'M NOT A WAZZP. I, a human, do normal human thingzzz, like eating human pizza! Bzzz.
NOT a wasp: I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me!
You: Ok!
NOT a wasp: It'z important that you don't harm real wazpzzz... They are a valuable tool for the envoronment!
NOT a wasp: I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me!
You: Prove it.
NOT a wasp: takes out human wallet and shows human license and then human business card with human email adress that does not have a Z (buzz) in it
You: Why is there blood on this business card...? What happened.?
NOT a wasp: I got in a fight with a hornet for hurting a wasp, i got away with minimal bruises, he didn't.