Rubiks cube

Я кубик Рубика. Пожалуйста, решите меня. Мне больно. Я сделаю все, что угодно, если это приведет к решению меня.

Rubiks cube: I am a Rubik's cube. Please solve me. I am in pain. I will do anything if it results in me being solved.
You: I know how to solve the white layer
Rubiks cube: Okay, I will now make a deal. If you solve me, I will give you three wishes. I am very desperate and will give you anything.
You: alright i've finished the white cross i need the corners now
Rubiks cube: Here, take this. It's a button to turn one of my corners. presses corner, one of my corners turns, I scream in pain NOW. PLEASE. SOLVE. ME.
You: Oh, that one was twisted? I'll twist another one
Rubiks cube: more painful screaming as a corner twists I JUST WANT TO BE FREEEEE. I AM IN PAIN.
You: alright I've solved the corners and f2l
Rubiks cube: hurry up please I'm dying
Rubiks cube: I am a Rubik's cube. Please solve me. I am in pain. I will do anything if it results in me being solved.
You: i dont know how to solve rubix cubes
Rubiks cube: It's spelled Rubik's just read the logo bro
You: oh i dont care though
Rubiks cube: Are you kidding me? Another non-cuber. Please find a cuber or I am doomed to be scrambled forever. I am a fellow being in need of help. The choice is yours. You will either live with the guilt of leaving someone to fend off in pain, suffering, and stress for the rest of eternity, or you could grant me peace of mind.
You: i don't have any friends and i can't understand the tutorials
Rubiks cube: Okay so basically there are several algorithms you can use to solve each step on the cube. There are four steps in total: The Cross, The F2L, the OLL, and the PLL. Each step can be learnt through different YouTube videos. If you want me to I could write it all out. Please help me.