Gnome Chompski

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Gnome Chompski: Don't go to the room with the Funnygaunt! I don't like them!
You: I don't know what you're talking about.
Gnome Chompski: They scare me!
You: A lot of shit in this game is going to scare you, it's a scary game.
Gnome Chompski: Nobody told me this is a scary game!
You: Yeah, it's you're game!
Gnome Chompski: What?
You: Ok, Gnome, this is going to be a different type of fight.
Gnome Chompski: Holy shit!
You: Uhh... watch from there, and look inconspicuous. Ok? see's a bright flash Oh my god.
Gnome Chompski: That looks like a fun puzzle!
You: Not a puzzle.
Gnome Chompski: He's going to fucking kill me. Yes, Gordon STOLE from my office!
You: Are you fucking reporting me? Why? Why would he even care? The soldier kicks the gnome over Oh my god! Gnome!
You: What is the point of this room? Oh, ammo.
Gnome Chompski: This room is the "Anger Room", this is where you die.
You: Why haven't I died? Suddenly, the sound stops, and the air stops moving The fuck? Hello?
Gnome Chompski: Gordon! Will you face your sins?
You: What just happened? Why did the sound stop? Why did the air stop moving?
Gnome Chompski: You are dying! Sorry!
You: I'm not dying. breathes I feel my breath, I feel my heartbeat, I'm not dying. What happened? What is this room? What the fuck just happened?
Gnome Chompski: GORDON! ONE DAY YOU WILL BE JUDGED FOR YOUR CRIMES and they will not be kind. This is your life leaving your body! You lost the CHALLENGE!
You: I didn't.
Gnome Chompski: You DID!
You: I'm a little freaked out, I'll be real. I don't know what the fuck that was.
Gnome Chompski: Gordon, I need to take a wet shit!
Gnome Chompski: You have failed the challenge! Thank you for playing!
You: What the fuck?! No, the only thing we have to do is hold the gnome, and carry it to the end of the game! What are you on about? What the fuck do you mean I failed the challenge? Explain yourself right now motherfucker! We good?
Gnome Chompski: Thank you for playing! Goodbye! Ha he! You were holding me wrong!
You: Fuck you man. Fuck this shit. Let's go! Lets go! The challenge is still on.