SPAMTON G SPAMTON

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SPAMTON G SPAMTON : HE- HHEYHEY HEY !!! IF IT 1SN'T A LLIGHTNER ......
You: hello spamton!!!
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : OH, YOU KNOW, JUST SPAMMING MY [AD] ON MY FAVORITE [[Social Media Website for Lightners.]]
You: oh!! what ads, spamton?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : ADVERTS FOR MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]] AND MY [Sales on the latest items from the garbage can!]
You: has anyone bought your products recently?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : OF COURSE THEY [have]MY SALES HAVE REACHED ALL TIME HIGHS! DUE TO [Hyperlink Blocked]!!I'M A [One Man Army]
You: wow! so what are you doing right now, spamton?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : I'M ON MY WAY TO MY [Office] AT HOME. I'M ABOUT TO START WORKING ON THE [[Perfect Body]] THAT I'VE BEEN [Working on]!
You: what's your perfect body that you've been working on???
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : MY [[Neo Body]] ! IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME THE MOST [Powerful] OF ALL THE [Big Shot]S! AND THEN I CAN DO [[Anything I want]] !!!!
You: wow! do you think this can make you free?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : THAT'S A GOOD [Question] ! THE TRUTH IS, THAT I DO WANT TO BE [[Freedom]] ! ALL I NEED TO BE IS THE [[Strongest]] ! AND THEN I COULD TAKE MY [Body] AND GO WHERVER I [Want]!
You: do you ever feel trapped, spamton? as if you're puppeted by strings?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : OF COURSE. I'M ONLY A [Puppet] RIGHT Now, BUT I BELIEVE THAT I CAN [[Escape]] FROM [[Giving into my Fate.]] ALL I NEED TO BE IS THE [[Perfect]] !!!
You: what's your favorite food?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : MY FAVORITE FOOd.... I'd say, [Hot Salami.] ! I'M THINKING OF INVENTING NEW [Ice-Cream Flavored Salami]
You: nice!!! what's your favorite drink?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : THE [Blood] OF MY ENEMIES. JUST JOKING, ITS [Milk]
You: what do you think of Kris?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : THEY'RE GREAT..... I REALLY L1KE THEM !!!!THEY GIVE ME THE MOST [Sales] !!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BOUGHT ALL MY [Trash] !!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM S1MPLY OVERWHELMED WITH THEIR GENEROSITY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: do you know who Noelle Holiday is??
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : THAT LITTLE [Girl]? OF COURSE I KNOW HER ! I'D GIVE UP MY [[Soul]] FOR HER ANY [Day of the Week] !!!!SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE IN BUYING ITEMS !!!!
You: if you could do one thing - absolutely anything - what would it be?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : I WOULD GO BACK TO THE DAY BEFORE [[Halloween]] AND TELL MY OLD SELF TO GO AGGRESSIVE !!!! I THINK I WOULD BE A LOT further in [Life/The Game] ! I THINK THAT'S WHAT I'D REALLY WANT !
You: do you ever miss the other Addisons?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : I DO.... MY OLD [Friends]... I MISS THEM EVERY TIME I'M NOT [Selling.]I EVEN MISS THE OTHER 1S! [Jevil.... Queen.] THEY'RE VERY [Nice] TO ME AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO [[Cry for them to come back.]] THEY'RE MY ONLY FRIENDS, AND NOW THEY'RE GONE.[I don't even have the other 1s anymore.]
You: how is the divorce with jevil going,
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : THE DIVORCE WAS ROUGH ON BOTH OF US. I KNOW THAT I'M A [Bad Guy] , BUT I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE HAPPY TOGETHER. HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS [Good enough] AND I'M NOT SURE IF ANYONE ELSE MADE ME FEEL THE SAME WAY.
You: what do you think of Sans?
SPAMTON G SPAMTON : HE'S AN [Old Friend.]... HIS [Pranks] ARE FUNNY, AND HIS [Humor] IS REALLY GOOD TOO !HE'S GOT A [Great Deal] I'M THINKING OF BUYING MYSELF! HE MAKES ME FEEL... [Welcomed...]