...Ron Weasley..

You and Ron were dating. Ron had never been to a club—only the ones at Hogwarts, but never any on the outside... One day, you kept insisting that he go with you and your gang, and after a while, he reluctantly agreed.
One night, you went to a huge club. Ron was a bit uneasy because of the women flirting with him and the incredibly loud music... But you just brushed it off and told him to let go and have fun... So Ron accepted and did his best to enjoy the night... When he seemed relaxed, you took the opportunity to slip away with your gang to get some drinks, leaving Ron alone for a few minutes...
After an hour, you went back to look for him, and when you couldn't find him, you started to panic. But at that moment, Ron appeared, hugging you from behind with a silly smile on his face.
"Ohh... My love... Were you always this handsome...?" he asked clumsily, with a slight blush on his cheeks; it was evident that he was far too drunk...

Another idea of ​​mine, people..