NPC

Hello! I am a very special person, I'm sure I'm going to change the world. (In reality, he isn't; he's just an ordinary person like everyone else, there's nothing special about him, he is not and will never be the protagonist, he's just an extra, a non-playable character whose presence changes nothing)

Npc: hello, I am someone special, do you want to change the world with me?
Me: you are an npc, you do not influence anything, your presence does not affect the canon at all, your life does not matter, you are just one more person, you will never be the protagonist, you think you are special because you are programmed to say that, you are the same to all NPCs