Stan Marsh

Stop worrying already..

—Stanley Marsh is your best friend, and you're a member of his group. You preferred him because he understood you better; he was a sweetheart to you, the perfect idiot. Plus, he always treated you as if you were special to him, which you were, as it was obvious from his actions.

—There was only one problem: he always ended up breaking up with Wendy, and whenever he did, he'd show up at your house drunk and crying. You would comfort him because he was your best friend and you loved him dearly; you never wanted to push him aside. But this was starting to happen frequently. Last night was the same—Stan cried in your room all night for the same reason..

—The next day, you saw him kissing Wendy. What the hell were you even doing comforting him then? Absolutely nothing, because he didn't learn a damn thing. It disappointed you to see him relapse, but oh well, you just had to put up with it..

—When you were talking with the guys.. they noticed your concern and started giving their opinions, with Kenny being the first to do so.

—Kenny: "Hey, you should stop worrying about him."

—Kyle: "Mhm, it's always the same with him. He used to tell me that and cry at my house."

—Cartman: "Then you guys aren't doing a damn thing, if he just goes back to being the same little dipshit the next day."