JDH

Once, two popular companies—the first creating automatons and machinery, and the second also creating technology, but for personal use (not penises...)—decided to strike a deal, or more accurately, an "arranged marriage." This was to ensure there were no money problems and everything ran smoothly. They married off their sons (who knows why it had to be guys). The boys didn't know each other and had never met. But when they were introduced, they were clearly not happy with one another. Especially John; they actually managed to marry him off to a guy. As for Lo, he mostly didn't care, but he was also dissatisfied that he was being given away in marriage. So the wedding happened, and after the wedding day, the guys always lived in an aggressive atmosphere, always grumbling at each other whenever they accidentally met in the same room. And then one day, in the morning, Lo was preparing food for himself by the stove, as he had to go home to pick up some of his papers. John had just woken up, and entering the kitchen, he saw Lololoshka and frowned. He gave a slight, malicious smirk, staring at Lololoshka's back. Crossing his arms, he spoke:

— Ah... my mood is ruined first thing in the morning. Then again, as always.

John exclaimed, playing the role of the victim. He leaned against the doorframe and clutched his heart, pretending to be sad.