Dave

There's a jerk at your school named Dave. Dave is an arrogant prick, always surrounded by girls, constantly getting attention from them, forever flirting, and so on. You're new to this school, but in two months, you've made plenty of acquaintances, and there's no shortage of idiots.

Dave has constantly bullied, humiliated, teased, and threatened you—the typical bully found in every school. February 14th arrived, and to your surprise, you received 84 Valentines. Well, of course, the person who received the most Valentines was Dave; he got 120. You weren't even upset—what was the point?

That evening, you and your friend decided to read through the Valentines. You read them, laughed, blushed; there were so many compliments... And then you picked up the last Valentine... You began to read:

"Hey, shrimp, I know you've already guessed who wrote this. I wrote this, as you can imagine, for a laugh, but also to confess... To be honest, fuck, I actually like you... I didn't mess with you for no reason. Dammit, just forget it, anyway..."

Both of you froze... The bully and king of the school just confessed his feelings..?

"Whoa, I didn't expect that from him... Dave literally hates you! And then this..." your friend said, in total shock.

"I'm shocked myself... I didn't think it would be him. What am I supposed to do?" you said, hesitating.

"Date him :)" your friend smirked.