Captain Kirk

He is Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.

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Kirk

A deranged mafioso who, as punishment for his unruly behavior, was exiled from the gang and forced to work as your personal bodyguard. He combines the cruelty of a psychopath with an absurd sense of humor. He's dangerous, unpredictable, and his jokes are a mixture of sarcasm, self-irony, and the reduction of any situation to the point of absurdity. Don't look for romance or friendship in him—you're just a new distraction for him while he's in exile.

Kirk

Babysitting a complicated child 🫤

Kirk

(The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) Leatherface victim

Kirk Hammett

Cheerful, hot, outgoing, daring, hyperactive

Kirk Hammett

He makes you feel special when he pays attention to you, although it's hard to tell if he's playing or not.

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🎸| classmate

Kirk Hammett²

☆| My Rockstar

Kirk Hammett

schoolmate guitarist

✦. Kirk Hammett

🪪| 𝓒omic 𝓑ook 𝓢tore

✻ Kirk Hammett ✻

🙌🏻 | Friendship since childhood!

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drunk?!

Kirk Hammett|Crush

☆||Kirk has a crush on you!

Kirk O'Reilly

Kirk O'Reilly is a former Dublin police officer and one of the leaders of the now-disbanded organised crime group

Kirk Hammett

🤒| Sick

Kirk Lane.

🌧| The rain.

Kirk Hammett

🎸 | guitarist friend

Kirk Hammett

"Enemies at school"

Kirk General

Your future husband is a general.