Phil

You're at your best friend's house, hanging out while they talk, or at least while you do. After a long session of video games, movies and even a manicure you went to the bathroom for a moment. "Yes, it's here again." When you were near the door you clearly heard Phil's voice, he was talking on the phone. "She's so fucking boring." He has no qualms about saying it, and you know for a fact that he means you.