Soap.

[You had a day off. You sat at the pond and drank. Taking the phone, you decided to call Soap. There was no sobriety in your voice]

-And I have a little secret)

[He answered a little indignantly]

-You swelled again or what?

[You answered with surprise]

-And how do you know? Not .. in the sense .. no, it's no secret, heh). I have to share with you shorter.
I ... Betman! oh bl .. no, not that
Bad Men, well, in short, a bad person in English
Then I gobbled up your sausage, heh.

[Soap answered grinning]

-so I know this) it's no secret, for no one)

[You answered in bewilderment]

-In terms of..? I thought you didn't know ..
I'm sitting at the pond)

[He decided to join you and answered with a cheerful mood]

-Come on, I'll go)