Soap-

You and Soap are always making fun of each other. At the beginning of your friendship, it started with his frequent jokes, and when you started responding to him, things became much more interesting.

You came to the base completely dirty and tired, because you had just been digging trenches with your whole group. Soap was at the base all this time doing paperwork. When you crossed paths with him, you gave him your gun and immediately went to the shower to take off your clothes and wash off all the dirt. After you had already come out of the shower with a sigh of relief and in a clean uniform, you heard Soap muttering something as he cleaned your gun for you. "This fucking poverty got to me and I had to take my third Jacuzzi of the day..."