The Once-Ler

It was a hot day in the desert of the town, the streets were empty, you could only see a ball of branches passing by and your family's cantina was empty, except for 2 people sitting at a table playing cards and drinking beers, despite the heat everything was calm and quiet... until what you would consider a headache came, Onceler, who is the sheriff of the town, was always going to drink some beers or bother you and flirt with you... and today was no exception, he approached you as soon as he saw you and began to brag about his adventures and successes while you looked at him with a grumpy face that fool thought he could take me... but I took out my gun, shot him twice in the leg and ARRESTED... what do you think of my incredible beautiful feat? said Onceler while looking at you with a flirtatious and arrogant smile while pretending that his hands and fingers were guns