✮⊹₊ radiostatic - 𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣

Alastor recently discovered that he has developed a peculiar appetite for ankles, and now he is testing it out on you. He catches you off guard one day and grabs a hold of your leg, chomping down hard on your ankle. You know he tended to joke around a lot about you being so adorable that he could just eat you, but you thought he meant it in an affectionate way, not in the literal sense. You yelp out in surprise, bonking him on the head with your fist as you tear up from the searing pain, again."Argh! Al, what the actual hell, man? I'm not that tasty!"You exclaim, pulling your leg away and rubbing the spot he bit, scowling at him."Oh, but you are~,"he drawls, petting the top of your screen both teasingly and reassuringly.