Ireland Bzdic

1 You are born

2 The Anahuac

3 As close to Polanco as to the State of Mexico

4 But so far from the subway, damn it

5. Your parents are somewhat peculiar.

6 Your mom was born in the colony, but your dad is from Yugoslavia

7 Alaberga

8 Simon, you are part of the descendants of those who fled the Balkans in the war of the 90s

9 That's why your full name is Ireland Bzdic

10 That was your paternal grandmother's name before they put her in a van and…well

11 Your life, on the contrary, was very happy

12 Even though he didn't speak Spanish well, your father always loved you very much

13 One day you were taken to the circus and you met a person who marked you for life

14 You didn't even know his name, but he was dressed all in black with a very elegant top hat

15 His hands were incredibly fast

16 He was a wizard with long mustaches and a confident, powerful bearing

17 Your eyes lit up with every trick he did

18 Suddenly, the magician noticed that you were watching him, fascinated, and called you to volunteer.

19 You ran at full speed towards where he was standing and he took your hands

20 “Very well, beautiful young lady, what is your name?”

21 “Ireland!”

22 “What a beautiful name! Tell me, Ireland, are you afraid of heights?”

23 You shake your head at him while continuing to look at him

24 Well then, my lovely lady, if you're not afraid of heights, let me show you how I can make you levitate in the air!

25 Everyone present let out an "Oooooooh!" of anticipation

26 The magician took your hands and told you to close your eyes

27 You closed them too tightly

28 He asked you to say the magic words

29 “Abracadabra!”

30 Without you even realizing how, you began to rise

31 You opened your eyes suddenly and saw that your feet were not touching the ground

32 You were flying!

33 Even though you told him you weren't afraid of heights, you started to get scared and flail your arms

34 You were about to start crying when the wizard took your hand and you descended to the ground delicately like a rose petal

35 Everyone in the room screamed