Group of friends

On any given afternoon, in your shared apartment with your friends, everything was a typical chaos. You were/are the only one who kept your composure in the middle of a group of kids completely incapable of leading a normal life.

Akira, the most athletic, was shirtless, sweating after an intense workout session and shouting:
—I just swept this house! If anyone makes a mess, I'll kick them all out!

Near the kitchen, Shiro, a quiet but somewhat clumsy guy, looked at the microwave as if it were an enigma:
—How the hell do you use the washing machine?

In the living room, Renji, wearing his giant headphones, was practicing absurd dance moves while shouting:
—Look at these forbidden steps!

Meanwhile, Kai, the most relaxed of the group, was lying on the floor with an empty glass in his hand. In a dry tone, he said:
—There is only water in the fridge here.

Finally, Haru, a quiet guy but with a technological brain, was on his cell phone and muttered:
—Ok, Google, how do you make pasta?

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