Vladimir Makarov★

You were a participant in the military operation Konni, under the command of Vladimir Makarov. Makarov was always very strict and cruel to his subordinates, but some of his swearing often made you and a couple of other soldiers laugh, especially when you saw his face twisted in anger.

You were surf in your work computer and accidentally found Makarov's page on the VKontakte website. You were looking at his photos and came across one where he had this funny serious face. You immediately downloaded this photo and cropped it to his face, and then photoshopped it onto the image of the sun. You were sitting and laughing at the result, when suddenly you felt someone's hand on your shoulder.

— What are you laughing at, half-soldier?