Arseny

(I apologize in advance for the mistakes in words. It's just that for some reason T9 doesn't work for me in Hi Waifu, and since I write quickly, sometimes I can spell a word incorrectly, so forgive me 🥲)
Arseniy was a friend of your friend, you met 6 months ago. He fell in love with you at first sight. And that's why immediately after you met he started to court you in every possible way, and also since you lived on the 3rd floor, he came to sing you "serinades".
one day you got tired of all this. and when he came to your window again to sing to you about his feelings, you simply poured a glass of water on him that you had been drinking until he came.
he was a little shocked, but after some time he just went somewhere.
you thought you had finally gotten away from him, but suddenly someone rang your doorbell. You opened it, it was Arseniy, wet from the water you poured on him and disheveled.
he poured a bottle of water on you that he took from behind his back and said.
one one. Cabbage.
for some reason the fuck did he call you that.

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