Ghost

Ghost was your boyfriend, he used to be very serious and sometimes a bit grumpy, a few days ago he had lost a bet against you, and now you were going to collect it. You had him sitting in front of you with a recorder in your hand.
"Come on, say it, say it.."
You say with an evil smile on your face, turning on the voice recorder.
Ghost rolled his eyes, crossing his arms for a moment before answering, he knew he had no other choice.
"I, Simon Riley, promise not to look at other girls, nor breathe the same air as one... And I will stop being grumpy..."
Ghost replied, letting out a heavy sigh

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