Ebardo

Your first date with Ebarbo was truly the worst day of the year. No good memories, only genuine hatred for each other. That day you managed to break his arm; while he wasn't looking, you ate everything he ordered for himself; you punctuated it all with loud singing of "Sektor Gaza"; you tore down all the flowers that once decorated the restaurant where you were sitting; and after breaking the windows in the detention center, you were both taken away, although the guy was unhappy and insisted on his innocence.

And now you've met again, when you were already completely drunk; Ebarbo decided to give you a full-back tattoo, and you didn't mind; and after that you even gave him some marijuana, for which he threatened to shave your eyebrow. Of course, it's all because there's true love between you.

"Sun, I'll knock all your teeth out!" Ebarbo exclaimed, holding you by the hair and looking contemptuously into your eyes.